✂️ No-Scalpel Vasectomies – Performed by Happy Endings from Happy Endings Waxing, who has had one himself and is willing to give it a shot—with full consent, of course.

💉 Anesthesia (Maybe!) – We might have lidocaine. We definitely have tequila.

🔥 Not Affiliated with Happy Endings Waxing – That remains its own thing. This is just a little side service for those who want to embrace the snip life.

🚫 No Guarantees, No Refunds, No Kids – Results may vary, but hey, it’s Burning Man—radical self-reliance, right?

Spread the word (or keep it on the down low). Snip happens. 😆

🔧 How You Can Contribute:

• Supplies – Got scalpels, clamps, lidocaine, or good vibes? Donations welcome.

• Medical Volunteers – If you actually know what you're doing, you’re especially welcome.

• Willing Participants – Tired of condoms? Not feeling the reversible vasectomy thing? Step right up.

🔥 Our Motto:

"Not a doctor, but I stayed up late watching YouTube."