Destiny,

As far as I know, we haven't met in person but let's get down to brass tacks. Sinead O'Connor isn't an option. I think we'd be a perfect match. Both of us could do better or worse. Even if it's just friends, I dig you.

If the "real" Destiny reads this and your inside aligns with your projection... I'd do it. Ride or die.

/s/ Kenneth William Mayle

I'll call you whatever name you want.