Kenneth William Mayle
Functional art for rats (and the humans who love them)
Venture - Rat Enrichment climbing / art curtains and mutant stealth / carrier clothing.
11/22/2025
Functional art for rats (and the humans who love them)
Some people buy décor.
Some people buy fashion.
I buy thrift-store blankets and canvas jackets and turn them into rat playgrounds — and honestly, it’s way more fun.
The idea started simple: my rats needed enrichment, warmth, and exploration. Cages alone aren’t enough. Blankets alone aren’t enough. Then it clicked — what if clothing and décor became the playground?
🧵 What these pieces are
Each piece starts with recycled fabrics — thrift-store blankets, hoodies, denim, canvas, and anything durable enough to be abused by teeth and claws.
Then they’re painted and sewn into dimensional structures with:
Pant legs and sleeves → burrows / tunnels
Pockets and hoods → hideouts / nap caves
Grommets and straps → hang it like a curtain or wear it
Embedded chew toys → safe gnawing zones
Foraging loops + secret pouches → treat-hunt enrichment
They’re designed to be loved, destroyed, shredded, and rebuilt.
Not gallery art you protect — art that gets chewed to death.
I call them Rat Curtains (when hung)
and Creature Comfort Clothing (when worn).
🎨 The Art Style
Think:
Basquiat-meets-Madonna street-canvas energy (thank you Ryan Stewart, Chicago)
Japanese watercolor layers fading under claw-marks
80s pop culture colors like Simon, Gameboy, and neon arcade grime
Warhol soup cans big enough for a rat to crawl inside
Not sterile.
Not minimalist.
Maximalist, playful, textured, and meant to deteriorate beautifully.
👕 Clothing version
Oversized hoodies / jackets with:
hidden tunnels between layers of fabric
pouch pockets for warmth
reinforced seams for claws
safety mesh windows in optional sections
modular attachments (yes — you can clip on more burrows)
Created for:
Rats
Ferrets
Prairie dogs
Pocket exotics
(Not marketed for cats — let's leave that for someone else.)
Perfect for remote workers, couch Netflix nights, cold apartments, and anyone who likes their animal kids close.
💡 Where this can go
I’m building this into a product line — maybe Etsy, maybe direct website, maybe consignment-style resale like Poshmark/Depop because people pay big for their pets/kids and there’s space for handmade enrichment art.
I need:
✂️ sewers / fabric artists
🎨 textile painters
🔍 sourcing thrifters
📦 shipping + order fulfillment
👩💻 marketing help (Google / TikTok / Insta / pet influencers)
🧠 designers who want to co-create themed builds from customer requests
And for accessibility:
Custom builds
Limited runs
More affordable premade pieces from recycled materials
🤝 Get involved
I’m open to:
Collaborators
Early customers
Shops that want to carry a piece
People who just like the energy and want to follow along
This is enrichment, fashion, and art meeting in the middle — built for animals who deserve more than a cage and a pellet.
If that resonates with you, reach out.
Let’s build warm tunnels, wild textures, and wearable rat playgrounds together.
All payments in Monero / XMR ONLY. NO USD involved. Nope. Figure it out.






